FICTIONADOS BY-LAWS

BY - LAWS


1) No-bail policy. Once the selection of a book is finalized WE READ IT.
2) Come ready to discuss. If you don’t have an opinion, why are you here?
3) Comestible refurbishments shall be proffered at all FICTIONADOS functions.
4) Dread Scott Decision: Enunciation of the “M” book is proscribed unless your Doctor prescribes flagellation.
5) This is a BOOK CLUB, not a quilting bee. Refrain from non-relevant conversation during book discussions. We all have to put out a great effort just to find a time to meet, don’t waste each other’s time talking about things you could have covered as well over the phone during the month if you really cared. Put topics of interest on the AGENDA.
6) Marx’ Manifesto: The CCCP (Central Committee C-lection Party) decides what the group will read, because they know what is good for you. Party membership consists only of those who are regular attendees in good standing (i.e. have read the most recent book).