DEEP SPACE RUMBLE: Sith Happens

Several people at work have squandered their time sitting through the latest installment of George Lucas' marketing tie-in movie series Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. Here is a sampling of the recommendations the fans have given this movie: 'Great special effects.' 'It wasn't as bad as the last two.' 'I didn't see all of because I fell asleep.' There you have it, the fans say keep donating your money to Industrial Light and Magic so they can keep filling the prime summer blockbuster slots with such stellar examples of film-making as this latest installment. And don't forget to pick up your Darth Tater Mr. Potato Head action figure with detachable limbs on your way out. (Rated PG-13. May be too dark for five year olds, but fine for six year olds.)

(Deus Vult)